Thursday, June 5, 2008

HALLE BERRY BACK IN HER SEXY FIGURE AND READY FOR ACTING


Though it’s been only a short time since she gave birth to her daughter Nahla, Halle Berry looks like she’s ready to get back into the acting scene.

The “Monster’s Ball” babe was spotted out and about in Hollywood earlier today on her way to a film set, with the help of a bodyguard. You never can be too careful!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

BROOK MUELLER AND CHARLIE SHEEN'S HONEYMOON DELIGHT


They were married this past Friday in a small, intimate ceremony in front of 60 guests and now Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are all about the Honeymoon.

According to reports, the happy newlyweds left Sunday for a 10-day trip to Costa Rica, the site of Sheen’s proposal to Mueller last summer.

KIM KARDASHIAN'S DENIES PUDDING HER BEHIND


American socialite Kim Kardashian has once again had to deny claims that she has been using padded underwear to enhance her famous behind.Kardashian, who is 27-years-old and who had recently auctioned off her wardrobe for charity, was accused of wearing foam pants to boost her booty.OMG! When will people get off my a**e, literally! the Sun quoted Kim as having hit back on her blog.“I have said it a million times before and I’ll say it again: ‘My booty is as real as the designer items I’m auctioning off on eBay’, she added.The Playboy favourite does not use her blog just to deny that she is wearing butt enhancing pads, she also uses it as a platform to display some of her most intimate shoots.

BRITNEY SPEARS GETTING HER BODY FIGURE BACK


She’s been more consistent than ever with her comeback regimen, and Britney Spears was spotted making her regular visit to the gym yesterday.

The ‘Toxic’ mommy was surrounded by paparazzi, as usual, as she headed over to her local Bally’s Total Fitness, sporting a fresh manicure and glowing complexion.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE WORKS HARD TO HAVE A SEXY BODY


Between her home in Los Angeles and her latest gig “I Love You Beth Cooper” in Vancouver, British Columbia, Hayden Panettiere has been racking up some serious frequent flyer miles.

And yesterday the “Save the Whales…Again” hottie was spotted prepping to depart from LAX International Airport once again.

JOHN MAYER CAUGHT BY COPS WHILE CRUISING L.A.


Yesterday John Mayer went cruising around LA in a much bigger vehicle than the one he was showing off on Monday, and it looks like he got into a bit of trouble with the law. It's hard to say whether John got a ticket or just gave an autograph to the police officer, but either way he looks pretty funny getting pulled over in his huge Land Rover. Lucky for Mr. Mayer, his day took a turn for the better when he got a visit from Pete Wentz. Both of these men are off the market these days, but we still wonder what Ashlee and Jennifer think about their mutual man crushes.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN DATING ALWAYS


Looking the happy couple, Rihanna and Chris Brown sat side-by-side at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California on Sunday (June 1).

Prior to the start of the show, Chris strutted his stuff along the gold carpet while his Umbrella singing beauty passed up on the opportunity - saving her poses for inside the amphitheatre, where the duo sat next to Paris Hilton and Benji Madden.

MARIAH CAREY AND PARTNER, NICK CANON MAKING MOST OF THEIR TOKYO TRIP


With her trip to Japan coming to a close, Mariah Carey made sure to sneak in one final promotional stop while visiting the Land of the Rising Sun.

The Touch My Body singer was looking her usual sexy self as she attended a fan greeting event at VenusFort (a big mall in Tokyo) on Sunday (June 1).

HILARY DUFF IS A SUPER LOVER


Hilary Duff stops to buy shoes with a friend at the Christian Louboutin Boutique in the MePa area of Manhattan in New York City on Monday. Hil, 20, looked radiant in purple as she attended the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards on Monday.

Think there’s any rivalry with sister Haylie? The older Duff sister recently said, “There’s not [any rivalry]. People always want to expect that, but we’re so focused on what we’re doing individually…that that’s the last thing that happens.” Can’t you just feel the love?!

Sunday, June 1, 2008

THE HILLS ARE STILL ALIVE WITH FAKE DRAMA


The Hills cast celebrated hanger-on Frankie Delgado’s birthday last night in Las Vegas, and the event’s pictures speak a thousand words … kinda. Here’s what we’ve gathered: Audrina is back with Justin Bobby (!!!), there’s still tension between Audrina and the duo of LC/Lo, Brody is still stringing Lauren along, and Stephanie Pratt is taking full advantage of her fake fight with Speidi. Oh, and Lo is still awesome.

PARIS HILTON PROUD OF HER DOG TO BE MARRIED


Here is some interesting news for all Paris fans. We hear that Hilton's and Joel Madden's dogs are dating.

According to Paris' boyfriend Benji Madden who is Joel's brother and Good Charlotte bandmate - her Chihuahua Tinkerbell has been sniffing around Joel's pet Pitbull Terrier Eazy.

In a posting on the Good Charlotte website following a family party at Paris' house, Benji wrote: "There were lots of babies around and everyone brought their dogs and they were all dressed up.

"We just found out that Eazy, Joel's dog, and Tinkerbell are now seeing each other. She seems happy, we wish them the best..."

Benji and Paris have been dating for three months and are reportedly planning to marry.

Joel is engaged to Paris' close friend Nicole Richie and the couple have a five-month-old daughter Harlow.

Animal-lover Paris once claimed to have 600 pets in her various homes including Chihuahuas, a Rottweiler dog, a bobcat, a ferret and a kinkajou, though Tinkerbell is arguably her most famous pet after making regular public appearances with the socialite

ANGELINA JOLIE HAPPILY MARRIED


Angelina Jolie, an actress, a mother of four and soon to be six, and involved in many humanitarian efforts all over the world, feels this hectic lifestyle is easier than having a regular career.

The pregnant actress is currently in France with her partner Brad Pitt and is expected to have twins.

Thesun.co.uk reports Jolie saying: 'I'm very, very lucky. A lot of mothers don't have a job where they can just work a few months in a year and then come out for two days for a press conference.

My schedule is very small in comparison when it comes to hours so I can afford to spend as much time as possible with my children.'

The couple just bought a 35 million pound chateau on the French Riviera which comes with a forest, and they make sure one of them is always at home.

She added: 'When I'm working, Brad's home with the children and vice versa. We do have nannies that help us, but nobody spends the night.

We also spend a lot of time completely alone with our children. We've kind of found a balance. And this year I'm taking off completely for the family.'

Saturday, May 31, 2008

KIM KARDASHIAN LOOKS LOVELY ON SET


Oh how we love Kim Kardashian. And the bubbly brunette socialite was spotted on the set of her new film “Disaster Movie” earlier today (May 29).

Clowning around with her co-star Carmen Electra, the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” starlet was holding the latest issue of Cosmopolitan (with Carmen on the cover) while Carmen held up the latest issue of Fitness Rx (with Kim on the cover).

ANGELINA JOLIE HAS NOT YET DELIVERED HER EXPECTED TWINS


In the magazines reported that Angelina Jolie, wife of heart rub Brad Pitt, will be delivering her babies this weekend. But until now the twins have not yet been born into this crazy world of celebrities.

EVA LONGARIA CUTENS UP KERASTASE SALON


Dressed in a form-fitting sun dress, Eva Longoria spent Thursday afternoon out getting prettied up for her hubby’s big basketball game in Los Angeles.

With her usual stylist Ken Paves still returning home from a trip to Dallas with Jessica Simpson, Eva opted to visit the chic Kerastase Salon on Robertson Blvd.

VICTORIA BECKHAM SEEN WITHOUT DAVID BECKHAM


With her husband out of town for an International Friendly Match in London, Victoria Beckham has been doing her best to keep busy back home in Los Angeles.

Sporting a bright yellow dress and handbag, the 34-year-old Spice Girl was spotted arriving to Shutter’s on the Beach in Santa Monica for lunch on Thursday (May 29).

JESSICA SIMPSON TO JENNIFER ANISTON "STAY AWAY FROM JOHN MAYER"


Jessica Simpson has dialed up the crazy. Or dialed it down, depending on your perspective and who you believe. According to several sources, Simpson has warned Jennifer Aniston to stay away from former boyfriend John Mayer. But Simpson’s friends claim it’s not what you think – Jess is just super concerned for Jennifer. What a way to spin it.

Jessica Simpson is trying to warn Jennifer Aniston to be careful with new man John Mayer, because he is a notorious “ladies man”.

The wannabe country singer, who is currently dating American football star Tony Romo, was said to be jealous that her ex-boyfriend Mayer is dating the Friends star, but sources claim the green-eyed monster people are seeing is actually just concern.

A source says via Transworld News: “Jessica wants Jen to be aware of what she’s letting herself get into with John. She doesn’t want her to make the same mistakes. John is a ladies man.”

Others are also letting the rocker’s true colours be known, with a friend of Mayer adding: “He’ll spend every waking minute talking to someone and spending time with them and then move on to the next girl,” said the friend.

KARI FEINSTEIN LOUNGE STYLE


While the major festivities don’t get underway until this Sunday evening, the 2008 MTV Movie Awards pre-parties have already started out in Los Angeles, California.

On Thursday afternoon, stars including Christina Milian and Shannon Elizabeth were among those in attendance at the always-popular Kari Feinstein MTV Movie Awards Style Lounge.

AUDINA PATRIDGE'S NIGHTOUT WITH HER SISTER


Following another hustle-bustle day in the city, Audrina Patridge decided to wind down with a night on the Hollywood town on Thursday (May 29).

The reality TV starlet headed out clubbing with her sister by her side, as the two popped into Goa and Villa to get their drink on. Checkout the tattoo on her chest man. I only saw those kind of tattoos whenever there are motorcycle events and drinking spree.

Friday, May 30, 2008

HEIDI MONTAG DRINKING WHILE SWIMMING IN MEXICO



Ah crap, Heidi Montag can see her implants’ shadow. Looks like we’re in for six more weeks of spring. Heidi Montag is very assured that whatever happens to her somebody will save her from drowning becasue she's drunk.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

KIRSTEN DUNST CANCELLED REHABILITATION


Kirsten Dunst did not enter drug rehabilitation facility for her alcohol drinking problem. She opted to rehabilitate herself on her own without a help of the experts in the medical field. Maybe she was shy or ashamed of what is going through in her ending career in Hollywood.

SEAL KISSING HIS WIFE HEIDI KLUM


Always the romantic husband, Seal was spotted planting a passionate kiss goodbye onto Heidi Klum as he dropped her and the kids off at LAX airport on Sunday (May 25). And with the family out of town, Seal (born Sealhenry Olusegun Olumide Samuel) will have the quiet time necessary as he prepares for a big concert on Saturday as part of the 2008 Black & White Ball.

CHRONICLES OF NARNIA : PRINCE CASPIAN SYNOPSIS

"The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian" was the second book published of the seven books in the series. It is numbered Book 4 in recent editions because it is the fourth chronologically. It takes place about 1,300 years after the events of "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe," which was the first published book (second in order chronologically--only "The Magician's Nephew" takes place earlier.) In London, only one year passes between the events of "The Lion" and "Prince Caspian," so the timing of the film had to be brought forward so the actors were not too old. Here is a summary of the story by C.S. Lewis. Following that is a description of the differences in the 2008 motion picture, based on available information.

Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy are transposed from a country railway station to an island in Narnia when young Prince Caspian X - who is heir to the throne at Cair Paravel, and is in danger in a battle against the Telmarine seige of Narnia - has blown Queen Susan's magic horn. King Miraz (Caspian's Uncle), a tyrant who murdered Caspian's father (Caspian IX), has claimed the throne. After Miraz's wife Queen Prunaprismia gave birth to a son, Miraz planned to kill off Caspian X. However, young Prince Caspian managed to escape into Old Narnia and unite with "the creatures that lived in hiding." With the help of Glenstorm the Centaur, Trufflehunter (a loyal badger), Trumpkin (a skeptical but dedicated dwarf), Reepicheep (a valiant mouse) and scores of other species of friendly Narnian animals, Caspian forms an army to meet Miraz's countless, mighty human warriors.

In an early battle, the Narnians make strategic mistakes, many animals die, and they are forced to retreat. Trumpkin intercepts the Pevensies shortly after their arrival at the ruins of Cair Paravel (once a peninsula - now the island they were summoned to when Caspian sounded Queen Susan's horn). As they travel toward Aslan's How (the location of the destroyed Stone Table - now an underground fortress, and the loyal Narnians' defense), the war between good and evil escalates. A rebel Narnian dwarf harbors enemies, Aslan appears to Lucy, and the Pevensies finally unite with Caspian.

High King Peter drafts a challenge, which King Edmund presents to the Lords Glozelle and Sopespian. Angered by his counsel's subtle (but intentional) doubt of his bravery, King Miraz insists on accepting the challenge. With both armies surrounding them on the Beruna landscape, Miraz and Peter draw swords and duel fiercely.

In a moment of the fight, Miraz is knocked to the ground. Astoundingly, his own lords stab him in the back and then shout out that Peter has killed him egregiously. All at once an immense battle amasses - the Second Battle of Beruna - as the Telmarines and the Narnians fight for autonomy of the land...

In the culmination of the battle, Aslan renews the land. He calls forth the dryads (tree spirits) to dance again; he awakens the river god, who then destroys a massive man-made wooden bridge over the Fjords of Beruna; and he beckons Bacchus and Silenus, and their merry maidens, who run throughout the landscape as far as the town of Beaversdam celebrating.

In Prince Caspian, humans had come to constitute a large portion of the population in Narnia. But in the Golden Age of Narnia, when the Pevensies fulfilled a prophecy by taking throne, they were the only humans in Narnia. Aslan tells Caspian how his ancestors came into Narnia. He reveals that they actually originated from the same Earth as the Pevensies. Years ago, pirates in the "South Sea" (of our world) came upon an island, and, after entering a cave, fell (through a chasm) into Telmar. Telmar is the country to the West of Narnia. After many years in Narnian time, the Telmarines, who suffered famine and internal conflict, invaded and seiged Narnia. During this time, the animals of Narnia fled into hiding, as the human Telmarines came to dominate the land. Prince Caspian was the tenth in a line of kings by that name.

There appear to be some considerable differences in the motion picture in order to complement the story on-screen. The opening scenes portray the birth of Prince Caspian's cousin followed by a narrow escape in a spectacular chase scene. It is while running away, as opposed to within Aslan's How, that Caspian sounds Queen Susan's horn. The Pevensies are summoned not from a country station, but an underground London railway station. Lewis placed Caspian's character as an adolescent, whereas the actor portraying him, Ben Barnes, is in his mid-twenties. There is a scene in the book in which a hag suggests calling upon the spirit of the White Witch to assist Prince Caspian in a time of desperation. Although this "ritual" is never performed in the book, it is begun in the movie and visually manifested until interrupted by one of Caspian's allies. A night raid on Miraz's castle has been added to the plot as a surprise attack. There are a few additional characters such as Lord Scythley and Lord Donnovan, who, while not a part of the original story, will probably have roles similar to those of the Lords Glozelle and Sopespian.

"Prince Caspian" is a story of deliverance and restoration with some intriguing aspects of Narnian history, culture, and mythology.

ASHLEY TISDALE'S PERFECT BODY WORKOUT


Recently returned from a family trip to Santa Barbara over the weekend, Ashley Tisdale was spotted heading off to the gym in Universal City, California on Monday (May 26). Carrying a bottle of Fiji water, her wallet and car keys in hand, the Disney star has been enjoying a break in her schedule following the filming of “High School Musical 3”.

WHITNEY PORT TALKS ABOUT HILL DRAMA


She’s one of the more low-key stars of MTV’s The Hills, but Whitney Port Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge is par for the course these days. “Living with girls can be really difficult and it’s inevitable that you aren’t always going to get along.”

MORE OF MILEY CYRUS UNDERWARE PICTURES


It feels like Miley Cyrus is constantly embroiled in some sort of controversy. With a slew of questionable pictures being passed around the Internet, followed by a widely-criticized Vanity Fair photo shoot, you’d think the “Hannah Montana” starlet would know when to say when.
Unfortunately for her, though, a few more sexy pictures of her in her underwear with her shirt pulled up have surfaced, raising the question of what’s really going on in her head.

BUCKEEY JOHNSON PICTURE OF SCANDAL


Well what do we have here? Looks like Shay “Buckeey” Johnson had a side job (or maybe this was full time?) consisting of sex and….sex. This sex tape of hers has “leaked” and it looks like it was done a while back and possibly before her Flavor of Love “career”. It’s sad that FOL was actually a come up if this tape did come first. And just when I doubted it was her, that damn hairline and voice at the end were the dead giveaways. So…peep the tape at your own risk.

THE FUNNY PETE WENTZ


Pete Wentz walked around with a paper plate over his face yesterday. His pet monkey was by his side clapping with excitement. For, you see, they just pulled a funny prank on the paparazzi. They’re being photographed, but you can’t see Pete’s face! Isn’t that humorous? No, not really. It would have been a lot funnier if Pete ran into a pole and if “ran into a pole” was a euphemism for “hit in the face with a crowbar. Hard.”

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

LINDSAY LOHAN GOES CRAZY OVER HER NEW SONG


At Crown Bar on May 14, LINDSAY LOHAN was sipping Red Bull and vodka when her rumored to be girlfriend SAMANTHA RONSON played her new song "Bossy," sending Lindsay into a frenzy. There are some rumors that Lindsay Lohan was given a engagement ring from her lesbian lover.

LINDSAY LOHAN WAS GIVEN A RING BY A LESBIAN


Controversial actress Lindsay Lohan was seen with a new ring on her engagement finger just days after she was spotted getting intimate in public with her DJ friend Samantha Ronson.Lohan was wearing a ring to the Dolce and Gabanna party in Cannes, perezhilton.com reports. Though there are speculations that the relationship might be lesbian, Lohan has vehemently claimed that the two are just good friends.Ronson has been friends with Lohan for quite some time now and was near her even as Lohan went to rehabilitation thrice last year.Lohan's mom Dina believes Ronson is a good influence on Lohan and says that they are just friends

Monday, May 26, 2008

JENNA JAMESON CHALLENGES THERON


Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson desperately wants Oscar winning actress Charlize Theron to pose naked for PETA's "Go Naked" campaign.

Jameson admitted she thinks Theron should pose for animal rights group PETA's "Go Naked" campaign.

"It would be amazing if Charlize Theron did one of our 'Go Naked' campaigns. I saw her just the other day and she just blew me away.

"Charlize is so sexy - I would totally love for her to go naked. I'd die for that," Jameson said.

The adult star is the new spokesperson for the group's anti-leather campaign and added that Theron can take over from her as an "ultimate sex icon".

She said: "Bettie Page was the ultimate sex icon. Next came Marilyn Monroe, then Pamela Anderson, then me. Now I'm on the lookout for the next woman to pass my title on to. Charlize would be perfect."

JESSICA ALBA IS NOT A SLUT!


Jessica Alba was bullied and branded a "slut" when she was in school after developing her full bosom at a young age.

The actress revealed that the main culprits were her classmates' "self-righteous" mothers and her elementary school principal, who made her life miserable.

Writing in 'If I'd Known Then' a forthcoming book of essays by female celebrities Alba writes: "The accusation still ricochets. They think I'm a slut?'"

Revealing her first kiss at the age of 7, Alba also handed out advice to teenaged girls, urging them to have safe sex. "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21," she wrote.

"It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever," she added. The essay collection, set for publication this spring, features letters by famous women, 35 or younger, written to their younger selves. Contributors include Olympic soccer gold medallist Julia Foudy, activist Zainab Salbi and actress Danica McKellar.

KAT BECKINSALE SHOWS HER GREATEST ASSET


Kate Beckinsale reveals that her best physical asset lies below the belt, and that she even has a special name for it. The 'Serendipity' star reveals to Allure magazine that she calls her lady treasure as "Pharaoh's Tomb", and that she's been told it's 'spectacular'.

"My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?" the New York Post quoted her, as telling the magazine. However, she is vehement that there's nothing sluttish about her, for contrary to popular opinion, there are very few people who she's slept with.

"I was called a slut when I split up with Michael [Sheen] and began seeing Len [Wiseman], but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!" she said.

NICOLE RICHE DOESN'T WANT A BIG BREAST


New-mommy Nicole Richie doesn't seem to like her curvy post-pregnancy body, as nursing has left her with bigger breasts that don't go with her fashion style.

The socialite and her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden have recently become parents to baby daughter Harlow Kate Winter Madden. And even after getting back to her svelte shape in just weeks after the birth, Richie has been left with significantly bigger bust due to nursing.

And the 26-year-old is uncomfortable with this look as she cannot wear the kind of clothes she likes.

"I'm bustier now, and I really don't like it. It doesn't really fit with my wardrobe, it's not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra I really don't like it," Contactmusic quoted her, as saying.

She added: "I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren't slutty on me because there's nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can't really wear it because it sends out a different message."

PENELOPE CRUZ SHOOTING THE MOVIE BROKEN EMBRACES


Accompanied by director Pedro Almodovar, Penelope Cruz was resonant in red as she made a Sunday afternoon arrival in Lanzarote, the easternmost of the Canary Islands in the Atlantic Ocean. Penelope and Pedro are there to scout out locations and prepare for the filming of Pedro’s new movie, Los Abrazos rotos (Broken Embraces).

Saturday, May 24, 2008

LINDSAY LOHAN DATES SAMANTHA RONSON


Lindsay Lohan is back in action in France, hanging out in Cannes with her BFF Samantha Ronson. And at Thursday night’s party on Diddy’s yacht, it seems the two gal pals got pretty steamy. Apparently they stuck together all night, holding hands and being affectionate.

JESSICA ALBA THE SEXY MOM


Mom-to-be Jessica Alba shops at Miu Miu in Beverly Hills on Friday.Earlier in the week, Jess, 27, and Cash Warren, 31, had a secret wedding at the Beverly Hills courthouse.

The couple was last seen with NBA player Baron Davis at the Celebration of Mentoring Awards and Gala. Jess and Cash are expecting a daughter in late May/early June.

KIM KARDASHIAN PARTIES RESPONSIBLY


Continuing along on her globetrotting ways, Kim Kardashian was spotted getting her groove on with football playing boyfriend Reggie Bush on Thursday night (May 22).

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” starlet and her man were the center of attention as they mingled with fellow partygoers at Pure nightclub in Atlanta, Georgia.

JENNA JAMESON LOOKS LIKE ANELINA JOLIE


Jenna Jameson told UsMagazine that, after two failed marriages to a porn star and porn studio owner, she has no desire to marry, but is keen on having children. Jenna is currently dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz who’s last match is this Saturday. One in which he will most likely lose unless he pulls something out of his ass. Tito will either be moving to pro-wrestling, EliteXC or continue trying to impregnate Jenna.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps! “We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added.

This news brings about many pressing questions. A few of which are as follows: Is it possible for Tito’s sperm to make it past the millions of other hopefuls which cake Jenna’s vagina like a chamber of death? Has Jenna’s womb survived being repeatedly poked for the past decade? Can her waifish body even nourish a parasitic entity? It’s times like these I turn to Bill Nye the science guy for answers. Where are you Bill Nye?

Friday, May 23, 2008

ASHLEE TISDALE VISITED THE SEASON FINALE OF AMERICAN IDOL


Recently returned to Los Angeles following work on the Utah set of High School Musical 3, Ashley Tisdale turned up at last night’s star-studded American Idol season finale.

The 22-year-old actress sported a cute black ensemble as she posed on the red carpet outside of the Nokia Theatre - soon after heading inside to catch the night’s festivities, which ended with David Cook beating out David Archuleta as the season’s Idol winner.

ALCOHOLISM BY KRISTIN DAVIS


As the “Sex and the City: The Movie” countdown carries on, the eager anticipation of SATC fans is compounded daily. And yesterday Kristin Davis stopped by the Late Show with David Letterman as part of the promotional trail.

Looking fine in a conservative-yet-sexy purple floral print dress, Davis schmoozed with fans outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre as she made her way inside to tape her interview.

THE SIMPLE PARIS HILTON


If you want something done right, sometimes you gotta do it yourself. And Paris Hilton had some serious errands to run yesterday afternoon (May 21).

The “Simple Life” starlet was spotted stopping by a gas station on Robertson Boulevard to pick up a bottle of FIJI water and some Arizona Iced Green Tea. And with the climbing temperatures in Southern California as of late, you can’t blame her.

NICOLE RICHE AND JOEL MADDEN'S DCMA MEET UP


Now that they’re accustomed to their role as parents, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden seem more willing to leave baby Harlow with a sitter. And yesterday it was just the two of them enjoying the afternoon together.

First, Nicole made a quick stop into her local Beverly Hills Radio Shack store to pick up a few items before heading over to Joel’s DCMA Collective boutique on Melrose.

OPRAH EAT NO MEAT FOR 21 DAYS


Inspired by Kathy Freston’s book “Quantum Wellness,” talk show host Oprah Winfrey has decided to go vegan for 21 days and blog the entire meat-detoxification journey. Us Weekly obtained a few excerpts from her blog, which I’ve taken the liberty of translating for you. Oprah says:

“Wow, wow, wow! I never imagined meatless meals could be so satisfying!

Translation: Unbelievable gas.

I had been focused on what I had to give up — sugar, gluten, alcohol, meat, chicken, fish, eggs, cheese.

Translation: Did I mention the diarrhea?

‘What’s left?’ I thought.

Translation: It sounds like I’m unloading a tommy gun on the toilet. And the burning. Oh, God — the burning.

Apparently a lot.

Translation: My anus literally smokes when I’m finished.

I can honestly say every meal was a surprise and a delight.

Translation: Can still clear a room from fifty paces. Seventy-five if I’ve had sprouts. People are starting to avoid me.

This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I’m willing to do to change.”

Translation: I’m in hell, and my rectum is the devil.

You, too, could join in the meat-detox process like Kathy and Oprah, or you could just stick an lit M-80 in your pooper and give the ol’ colon a run for its money. I’d say they’re equally fun endeavors.

KATE MOSS FADING MODEL


Since it seems like life is a catwalk for Kate Moss, we sometimes forget that once upon a time she was the ultimate runway model. While we looked back at her 90s career, the fashion icon continues to set trends every day. Kate arrived at a friend's house in a gray dress, but emerged shortly after in a gauzy white peasant top yesterday. Not sure what called for the wardrobe change, but if we had Kate's eclectic style we'd want to show it off as much as possible, too.

LINDSAY LOHAN PARTIES WITH BIG DIDDY


After her brief French getaway last week, Lindsay Lohan is back in the land of toast, bread, and fries, and this time she came to party.

The “Mean Girls” actress and her ever-present BFF Samantha Ronson were spotted cutting a rug at Diddy’s Cannes Film Festival party. And LiLo looked stunning in a strapless champagne-colored minidress with matching peep-toe heels.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

ASHLEE SIMPSON'S FIRST WEDDING PICTURE


Here is the very first photo of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s weekend wedding, featured on the latest cover of People.

The mag described the ceremony as “the ultimate rocker event,” complete with 10,000 black magic roses, red-and-black décor and chandeliers dripping with crystals – but for the couple and their 150 guests, it felt more like a sweet fairy tale.

“She looked like a girl right out of a movie,” the groom, 28, says about his new bride, 23, who wore an ivory lace Monique Lhuillier gown and a cathedral-length veil during the nondenominational ceremony officiated by her father, Joe Simpson.

Ashlee and Pete’s wedding invitation can be found here, along with chocolate table settings and one of their desserts here.

LINSAY LOHAN STEALING A MINK COAT


This is what we call GREAT news! Readers are familiar with the story about Lindsay Lohan stealing a mink coat at a New York nightclub. Lohan was seated near a New York model named Maria Markova, and when Lindsay left the club she took Maria's $11,000 mink coat. Maria was distraught at the loss of her fur until she saw photos of Lindsay FLAUNTING it and called her lawyer. Since Lindsay was caught red-handed, her lawyer eventually surrendered the coat back to Maria. And THAT'S where she made her big mistake- Lindsay FAILED to apologize or explain her actions! Not a word! Wasn't there a law broken here? Is stealing a mink coat no big deal in New York? Lucky Lindsay didn't have charges pressed against her, but Maria is now suing her for $10,000 and we think she deserves MORE!

KATIE HOLMES STAR OF BROADWAY


We first heard the rumor back in March, but now it's official. Katie Holmes is making her Broadway debut in a Fall 2008 revival of Arthur Miller's drama All My Sons. — Playbill Owen Wilson supposedly cured his post-Kate Hudson heartache by partying with a "topless Hudson look-alike" in Philadelphia. — Page Six Shania Twain's split from husband Robert "Mutt" Lange may be due to infidelity on Robert's part. Sources close to the couple allege that Robert left Shania for the secretary and manager of their Switzerland chateau, Marie-Anne Thiébaud. — People Yesterday, Janet Jackson announced she will go on tour for the first time in seven years, starting Sept. 10 in Vancouver. — AP Kiefer Sutherland's divorce from wife Kelly Winn was finalized on Friday. The couple were married in 1996 and filed for divorce in 2004.

FAMILY AFFAIR BY NICOLE RICHIE AND JOEL MADDEN


Sure, he may rock stages all over the world while she’s on every cover of every magazine, but Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are looking more and more like a family every day.

The new parents were spotted taking a stroll with baby daughter Harlow Winter earlier today in Los Angeles, California, enjoying the beautiful spring weather.